How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: Me.
- You: BYEEEE
I remember Meg’s story very clearly. She was in love with a man before Hercules. When he died, she sold her soul to Hades just to bring the man back to life. Once he was alive again, he left Meg for another woman, even though she gave up her soul for him. Of course this would scar Meg, which was why she couldn’t trust men, especially with her heart. Disney used to be so deep and meaningful, what happened?
I woulda killed his ass again and got a refund.
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We’ll grow until our bones ache and our skin wrinkles and our hair goes white, and until our hearts decide, at last, that it’s time to stop.
—Lauren DeStefano, from Sever (via the-final-sentence)