rammstein dildo box? hrm
THEY’RE TO SCALE, GUYS.
TO SCALE.
THE FIFTH ONE SCARES ME.
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How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: Me.
- You: BYEEEE
I remember Meg’s story very clearly. She was in love with a man before Hercules. When he died, she sold her soul to Hades just to bring the man back to life. Once he was alive again, he left Meg for another woman, even though she gave up her soul for him. Of course this would scar Meg, which was why she couldn’t trust men, especially with her heart. Disney used to be so deep and meaningful, what happened?
I woulda killed his ass again and got a refund.
^^^^ THAT FXCKING COMMENT
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There must have been moments even that afternoon when Daisy tumbled short of his dreams—not through her own fault, but because of the colossal vitality of his illusion. It had gone beyond her, beyond everything. He had thrown himself into it with a creative passion, adding to it all the time, decking it out with every bright feather that drifted his way. No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man will store up in his ghostly heart.
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We’ll grow until our bones ache and our skin wrinkles and our hair goes white, and until our hearts decide, at last, that it’s time to stop.
—Lauren DeStefano, from Sever (via the-final-sentence)
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Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
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favourite characters:
↳ shaun, shaun of the dead.
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i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
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